Today is May... something. I'm not really updated with dates and the days of the week anymore.  THE SUN IS RIGHT ABOVE ME!!! IT MUST BE... TIME FOR EAT BULAGA! (...or MTB or any of those demeaning noontime shows.) Over-sleeping and radiation from the TV and my PC monitor warped my biological clock. Toink.

Okay. First, Friendster. Then, Friendtest. Now... Xanga. And they say I don't conform. Hah.  But being the self-obsessed narcissist that I am, I've always wanted to share bits about my pathetic dreary existence even if no one really cares about them. So... Here it is. My very own weblog. I think I'm going to cry. Sniff.  

I christen thee... www.xanga.com/gluteus_m, for a major league ass owns thee.